I heard this a few years back and loved it. I googled it tonight in hopes of finding it... and walah! The internet is the coolest. ENJOY :)
The Night before Christmas for Moms
| It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode|
Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads.
The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
"Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake."
"A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?
"She'll cook, she'll dust," She'll mop every mess.
From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,
The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal. "
The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
The clock on the mantle began to chime. -Author Unknown